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Derrick...what can I say? He is so funny and cute and a little firecracker with an attitude and an innocent spirit all wrapped up into one. I have to write down the funny stuff he says just to keep up and remember. The other day he had Julies flower in his hand and kept trying to put it in his hair. With my help he finally succeeded and then said "I don't know why girls wear these things, it's given' me an achy head!" LOL!
Here are a few other things written down in my notepad that I gathered over the last few weeks...
* "Mom...do only
Grills (girls) go to your work? I never see any boys in there?"
* While we were visiting Dustin's parents he was in Sunbeams with my Aunt Becky teaching the lesson. She asked them if anyone knew what fasting was? He pipes up..."Sure! I do that every day on my bike!"
* I told the boys to stay in the car at the school one day until I could clock in and come back out and put their jackets on, it was cold that day. I got back out to the car and he says, "Mom Ales LITERALLY got out of his seat...LITERALLY Mom." (Very serious face attached to this one. Where did he hear 'Literally' anyway? How did he know how to use such a big word? Weird.
* I was doing laundry and he comes into the laundry room and says, "Mom! What is that smell?" (I had just taken a load out of the dryer and it smelled hot and like dryer sheets) I said, "What do you think it is?" He says, "It's probably all this
CRAP on the floor that's smelling like that!" Where did he learn 'crap!' ...and for the record, there wasn't that much laundry on the floor either, and it didn't stink! What will he say next?!?
*Derrick is very good and putting his own clothes on. Loves to dress himself! He has a hard time getting the shoes on the right feet though and at least every other day we get to the playground, I notice that they are on the wrong feet and tell him to sit down and change them around. So one day I find they are on the wrong feet, I tell him to change them around, and instead of sitting down and starting the process of taking both shoes off and asking me which one they go one, he just crosses his legs and says, "There! Now they're on the right side!" LoL! Couldn't help but laugh at that one. What do you say to a kid who comes up with that?!?
* We were on our way to Dallin's last soccer game and he was in the back of the truck just jabbering away. Finally he says, "Mom can I tell ya something?" I was sick of the talking, so I said "No." He says, "But mom it's awesome, I promise!" I say, "Fine! What!" He says, "I Love you so much Mom!" I tried not to bawl.

* Today I walked downstairs to find him in his St. Patrick's Day necklaces (that Dustin would be horrified to find out he's worn into every store in the city...LOL!) and a chefs hat with all the fake food lined up in a row. When I asked him what he was doing he said, "I'm making dinner for my Flammly." Then later he was in my office playing with the buttons and was organizing them. He said, "See Mom, these ones are with their 'Flammly" and those one are with their "Flammly." I asked him to pass me the button drawer so I could get some out and they all mixed together, and he yells in his cute little squeaky voice, "Oh no, they just lost their "Flammlies!" I was dying!